How is it, that each one of my four daughters, has a different set of parents?
The parents to the first born, for instance, don't resemble even closely the ones of the fourth.
The ones of the second child I just can't stand, and the ones of the third should be prosecuted.
Nope, we did not enter them in the foster family system, we did it all on our own!
Is being parents of multiple offsprings, necessarily conducive to multiple personality disorder?
Let's look at the data.
DAUGTHER #1 Danger #2 Brewster #3 Perseypony #4 Tchesky
THE CRYING If you cry is If you cry is Crying is gone. Mom is gone.
all my fault. all your fault.
THE NAPPING If you nap, If you nap, I am counting Wake up!!!!!
I will buy I will nap. to three.....
you a lolly
pop.
THE BINKY Sterilized in Rinsed in From the mud Lost the binky.
boiling water. cold water. to the mouth.
PREESCHOOL The teacher is The teacher is The teacher is The teacher is
Mary Poppins Mary Poppins' Mrs.Trunchbull. a stoner.
assistent.
DIET Fresh fruit, Mac & Cheese Hot dogs Candies & chips.
fresh veggies, three times a day. three times a day.
fish, meat, no
candies, no chips.
THE FUTURE Will spend half Will write a Will make a lot President of
her paycheck memoir money becoming the United
on therapy. and get even. a therapist. States of
America.
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